Maya, a queer
Maya, a queer pixie artist, meets and falls madly in love with her insta-crush: the sexually fluid fashionista, Jasmine. It's all gumdrops and fairytales until Maya discovers Jasmine's passionate relationship with a secret sugar daddy.
宅男(🕚)郝帅为了(👾)顺利(lì )脱单,向(😬)一位世(shì )外(wài )高人求救,却(què )意(yì )外(📣)的从诈(zhà )骗钱(📀)财的(🏓)“世外(wài )高(🛢)人”手(🍡)中无意(yì(📵) )获(huò(🎢) )得了一块(🦈)具有(yǒu )特异功(🖋)能的(de )玉器,但却引来(lái )了一位争夺玉(🍧)器(qì(🏹) )的(de )“不良女(❎)友”,由(🌴)此而发(fā(🛋) )生了(🐪)一系列爆(⛪)笑(xiào )离奇(🍌)的故(📝)事。
黄(huáng )金(jīn )单身汉维杰是一名大学(🌴)讲(jiǎ(💌)ng )师,家庭教(❗)育(yù(🆑) )影(yǐng )响(xiǎ(🗻)ng )下他(🎿)在这个年(💳)(nián )龄(líng )段(🏧)就想(🧓)找一个传统善良的(de )女孩子结婚,从(có(💨)ng )此(cǐ )过上幸福(😐)美好(🎄)(hǎo )的(de )生活(🚮),他(tā(🐘) )甚至遇到(🧖)了那个(gè )在梦(😼)里出现的女(nǚ(🔧) )孩(hái ),殊不知名叫(jiào )吉塔的漂亮(liàng )女(🔍)子对(🛎)他完全不(🛵)(bú )感(😼)冒。在回老(🌆)家(jiā(🧀) )的(de )巴士上(📯)维杰在(zài )命运(🥛)的安排(pái )下与吉塔坐在一(yī )起,本来(📠)想借(⏰)此(cǐ )机(jī(🐙) )会表(😥)达爱意,没(💷)想到(👓)在醉(zuì )汉(🚛)兄弟的建(🚁)议(yì(⤴) )下(xià )他(tā )准备亲吻熟睡(shuì )的(de )吉塔,最(🙋)后一刻清醒的(🥤)维(wé(🕔)i )杰想用正(😴)确的(🧐)方(fāng )式(shì(🕠) )追求,并准备(bè(🖨)i )拍一张自拍(pāi )后回到自己座位(wèi )。就在此刻巴士(shì(🛍) )一(yī(💴) )刹车,维杰(🍐)亲(qī(🧤)n )上了吉塔(🚪)同(tó(🎇)ng )时按下了(🛡)拍照键(jiàn )。在吉(㊙)塔哭着给(gěi )哥(gē )哥打电话时,害怕的(🧐)维杰(🐱)(jié )跳窗逃(🤭)走了(💻)。本(běn )想逃(📊)过一(🖍)劫的维(wé(📉)i )杰(jié )在妹(👤)妹的(🌫)订婚仪式上看见(jiàn )女婿的妹妹就(jiù(🗾) )石(shí )化(huà )了,此(🐻)女子(🆙)正(zhèng )是(shì(🌮) )吉塔(➰)。维杰会不(🎰)会被吉塔(tǎ )家(🍰)人惩罚?他会(huì )不(bú )会放弃吉塔?
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阿(ā )涵是一个潜(🔓)(qián )伏(🧔)在黑帮内(🥊)部的(😭)(de )卧底警察(🧑),秦爽(🏥)(shuǎng )是(shì )敌(🐦)对黑帮老大(dà(🚚) )的千金。阿(ā )涵为救边检高官(guān )的女(🧝)儿,不(👜)得不(bú )将(🥏)(jiāng )其(🎾)绑架,却阴(🖐)(yīn )差(🚸)阳错将秦(🖌)(qín )爽绑了(📞)来。两(➰)(liǎng )人(rén )争吵不断又相互(hù )敌(dí )对,可(💕)日久生情,在相(🐗)处(chù(👪) )中看到了(🕙)对方(🏼)(fāng )的(de )善(shà(📪)n )良和可爱。接(jiē(✂) )连(lián )的偶然事件发生,秦爽终(zhōng )于知道了阿涵的(de )身(🛋)(shēn )份(💝)。阿涵将秦(🔨)(qín )爽(⛷)放走后,秦(🤷)爽竟(👦)主动回来(🍃)(lái ),要求阿涵继(📕)续(xù )绑(bǎng )架自己。此时(shí )的阿涵正值(🌱)(zhí )拿(✂)到黑帮贩(🏆)毒证(👮)(zhèng )据的关(🚸)键时(🍥)机,秦(qín )爽(🔔)的死缠烂(⛵)打(dǎ(🧀) )打乱了阿涵(hán )的计划,阿涵(hán )被(bèi )秦(📔)爽折磨得几乎(😱)(hū )疯(🐢)(fēng )掉……(🛑)
Mankind teams up with Hell to save existence from extinction at the hands of a rapturing giant Jesus.
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